Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Happy Pi Day!

3.1415926...

...that's actually all I know.

Some brief information on Pi (if you don't know): Pi is the ratio between the circumference and diameter of a circle. As in, if you were to take the diameter of a circle and wrap it around a circle, it would take 3.14 times to create a full circle.

Pi is also involved in pretty much every calculation involved in a circle - area, circumference, and volume (of 3-Dimensional shapes) and is overall quite a useful number.

Hooray!

The really awesome Pi day won't come until March 14th, 2015 (3/14/15). The really really awesome Pi day, however, passed us by years ago - 3/14/1592.

Anyways, I also have a few random, miscellaneous announcements to make: firstly, being that the blog Flurries of Woods made Family History: Part 1 their "Book of the Day."

Secondly, and far less importantly, is that one of my posts made the front page of Reddit's r/askreddit. The post itself? Right here. And no, I've totally NOT been watching "Happy Days" these last few days. NOT AT ALL.

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days....





Friday, March 9, 2012

My Personal KDP Select Experiment, Part 2

First off, to anybody paying attention, I'm sorry I haven't posted anything since March 4th. All things considered, it's been something of a hectic week, and I just haven't made time for other things. For those interested, tl;dr: Applying for badass smart-person job in research for the summer, application requires a lot of work, oh, and I got a new iPod. (Not that the latter has anything to do with anything.) Don't worry - I've made hardly any time for Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and even The Night Life.

Anyways, on Sunday, I made a post about how I put everything (excluding Chapter 1 of The Night Life)up for free just to see what happened. I managed to post some preliminary free download numbers, but, because of a glitch in the system, they weren't the final numbers.

If I remember correctly, the glitch was fixed at about 5:00 MST.

Anyways, numbers:

US Downloads
  • Family History Part 1: 425
  • Family History Part 2: 361
  • The Dowry: 95
UK Downloads
  • Family History Part 1: 26
  • Family History Part 2: 28
  • The Dowry: 23
Germany Downloads
  • Family History Part 1: 4
  • Family History Part 2: 5
  • The Dowry: 1
If I recall, Family History Part 1 made it into about ~#33 in Contemporary Romance, while Part 2 was ranked at about ~50-60 in the same category.

If you read Sunday's post, you'll notice that nothing changed dramatically from expected. However, the part that was unexpected were the sales that followed.

You see, I'd gotten so used to nothing in a day, that what happened immediately after the free downloads stopped was somewhat shocking.

12 people bought Family History Part 1 and Part 2 on Sunday.

Squeee.

I thought that the downloads would continue, but alas, that wasn't meant to be.

On Monday, one copy of Family Hisotry Part 1 and Part 2 was sold.

On Tuesday and Wednesday, one copy of Part 1 each day.

And now? Nothing.

So it goes.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

My Personal KDP Select Promotion Experiment.

First off, I would like to thank everybody who commented/gave me feedback on the KDP Select Promotion Survey results. The post caught fire, and even after it left the front pages of Reddit and Kindle Boards, it still continues to get views pretty frequently, which is amazing.

Also, considering it was so popular, I'll probably look into doing another poll sometime later this month. Obviously, people enjoy numbers and pretty graphs.

Just to get an idea: this weekend, I got three new followers on my blog, 3 comments on the blog (very rare for me), a few more on Reddit and Kindleboards, and ~500 views on the survey post on Friday (and many more yesterday). Also, the link was retweeted about four or five times on Twitter (also rare for me), and I received another like or two on Facebook.

Again, I can't thank everybody enough, especially those who spread the link around.

Anyways, yesterday, I did my own personal KDP Select Experiment, one that probably won't interest everybody as much, but is nevertheless interesting (at least to me). I put everything - meaning The Dowry, Family History Part 1 and Family History Part 2 up for free. Of course, there were some qualifications, to make sure that one didn't get more exposure than the other.

  • I told nobody - this was completely unadvertised.
  • All books were free on March 3rd, 2012.
Also, here's what I expected to happen.
  • The Dowry, of course, would kill in the free downloads (just like in the past).
  • Family History: Part 1 would get about a third of the downloads of The Dowry.
  • Family History: Part 2 would get hardly any downloads.
The results were not what I expected. Not at all.

The reason I assumed that The Dowry would do so well is because it's always done the best during free promotions. Of course, maybe I just happened to put it up during all the right time frames; however, you can't argue with facts. The first free promotion I ever did, I did with The Dowry, and it got over 800 downloads between the US, UK, Germany, and France. The very next day, I put Family History: Part 1 up for free, and it received a measly ~250 downloads. When I put Family History: Part 2 up for free a few weeks later, it received even fewer downloads.

(An aside: if I learned anything from my KDP Select poll, it's that I suck at giving away books, at least compared to others.)

What actually happened (and note, apparently, Amazon is a little slow on the uptake today, so I'm actually STILL having people download things for free! Tsk tsk, Amazon!)

In the US:
  • Family History: Part 1: 332 Downloads (as of 10:55 am MST)
  • Family History: Part 2: 287 Downloads (as of 10:55 am MST)
  • The Dowry: 85 Downloads (as of 10:55 am MST)
In the UK:
  • Family History: Part 1: 25 Downloads (as of 10:58 am MST)
  • Family History: Part 2: 27 Downloads (as of 10:58 am MST)
  • The Dowry: 19 Downloads (as of 10:58 am MST)
Germany:
  • Family History: Part 1: 4 Downloads (as of 11:00 am MST)
  • Family History: Part 2: 5 Downloads (as of 11:00 am MST)
  • The Dowry: 1 Download (as of 11:00 am MST)
Those results are very different from what I expected. My only real hypothesis for why this might have happened this way is because people were excited to see they could get an entire series free, and not just one or the other. Plus, I actually only just put The Dowry up for free last Saturday (in the US, it received about 219 downloads), and maybe most people who were going to get it had downloaded it already. It's tough to say.

Either way, I'm pretty happy with the results. I'm even okay with the fact that people are still downloading the stories for free (but seriously, tsk tsk, Amazon). More exposure for me!

Thursday, March 1, 2012

KDP Select Promotion Poll - RESULTS!

If you've been keeping up with good ol' Predicted Hindsight, you may have noticed that I announced a poll on KDP Select Promotions. The point was for as many authors, ones who have done KDP Select Promotions ("free days") to participate in the poll and report their results/opinions. One week later, let's take a look at the results.

First off, not as many authors participated as I was hoping. I was hoping for a larger sample size, at least one-hundred authors. I got about 40. It's okay, but it's not great. Oh well. Perhaps if I were somebody like Konrath, I might have actually gotten a larger sample.

So, if you're not satisfied the results, and you didn't take the poll, then you have nobody to blame but yourself. :)

With such a small sample size, I feel the need to add some qualifiers before displaying all the colorful graphs. First off, links to the poll were posted in Reddit (r/writing, r/write, and r/selfpublish), Kindle Boards, and my personal Twitter and Facebook accounts. 

Second, you'll notice that many of the people reported doing their free promotions Between December 16th - 31st, and February 1st - 15th. Considering the poll was made last Friday, February 24th, I suspect that many people who responded to the poll are either very experienced with Self Publishing and crawl these places for various information, or are newly self published and are crawling these places for information, and may not be as likely to return as time passes.

Third, I received a few comments that I should have added an "unsure" option to the yes/no questions, so some of the answers to the yes/no questions may be slightly inaccurate.

Fourth, I use Microsoft Excel only on occasion, so I know some of my graphs (particularly the scatter plots) are kind of funky. I apologize for this.

Now, let's move on to the meat of the poll: the results.

Once again, forty people responded to the poll. Between the forty respondents, there were 299,852 total free downloads reported, with an average of 7,496 downloads per person. 

Let's take a look at the first question: "What was the start date of your earliest free promotion?"


The above data is pretty self-explanatory. As you can see, the more reported dates are the second half of December and first half of February. Obviously, due to the small sample size, the difference isn't really that significant, but it's definitely worth noting.

Now, let's touch briefly on the second question: "How many days did your free promotion last?" Spoiler alert: nobody does four-day promotions.


Again, the above data is pretty much self-explanatory: people love two day promotions, and four day promotions are pretty rare.

Now, for the real data, the whole reason I did this poll: "How many downloads did you receive on the first day?"

The reason I'm showing graphs for the number of downloads for the first day only is because, as shown above, everybody organizes their free promotions differently. Some people use one day at a time (like myself), while others use their five days all at once. It doesn't seem right to throw all that data into a single graph, especially when you think of cases where maybe one person got 700 downloads during a single-day promotion, while another got 1000 downloads over a five-day span. Logic dictates that the former author was more successful in their promotion, though the data would show the second person as being more successful.


Obviously too, you have strange outliers - like that person who had their book downloaded 21319 times on Day 1 (and 52438 times all together throughout a 3 Day Promotion). So, I redid this graph, but took out the four people who had 10,000+ downloads on their first day.


I have no idea if those "trend lines" actually tell us anything. I was hoping it would maybe show data for average number of downloads vs. time (and I was expecting this average to decrease with time, mostly due to the number of free books out there nowadays), but really, I think there's just too small of a sample size to begin hypothesizing such theories. 

Also, these were the graphs I could not make to save my life, so I'll help you out: the data points appear in vertical columns, because I never asked people for exact promotion dates: merely ranges. The first vertical column is for people who did their promotions during the first half of December, the second for people in the second half of December, the third column for people who's promotions took place in the first half of January, etc.

Now, let's move on to the final three yes/no questions. I'll post all three at once, then discuss them at the end.






Agh, sorry that this last one appears larger than the others. Gross.

Personally, I actually found these yes/no questions to be the most interesting part of the entire poll. Why? Take a look: all three of these questions were answered with 80% Yes/20% No. 82% of people reported seeing a noticeable change in sales (we'll assume a positive change, since I saw no indication in the comments section that mentioned otherwise), 80% considered their promotions to be successful, and 80% plan to remain enrolled in KDP Select (of course, note that some people were unhappy with the lack of an "unsure" option, so it's difficult to say how these answers would differ had I had the foresight to put in that answer). 

Quickly, I will note that CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION. Did you notice the scary bolded, italicized, and underlined text up above? In case you did not, let me say it again, though this time, in Large Rainbow Colors:

 CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION.

In other words, we can't automatically assume that everybody who saw a change in sales saw their promotion as successful, and everybody who saw their promotion as a successful plans to enroll in KDP Select. One person may have seen the promotion as successful even with few sales, because he's just happy that people have access to his work. Another person may have seen their promotion as successful, but was only using KDP Select as a tool to get attention to their work immediately following release. Even though the end results all appear similar, we actually don't know whether that's just coincidental.

Also, allow me to pull a few responses from the "additional comments" section.

"I think the promotion was a success in that some sales came that may not have happened without it. But it was modest all the same. Regardless, I don't think it's a good idea to leave a book in KDP-S for more than one 90 day period. Using it for anything other than to launch a brand new book, before you place it on other channels, is just stupid, IMHO."

"It was interesting watching the numbers rise although mine never particularly took off on this first go at it. What was weird was that I had 6 sales 3 days after the promo but these came up as zero royalty so must have been late editions to the promo. I will remain in it and keep trying it as I have nothing to lose. I think the key is to get on something like Pixel of Ink."

"Better than I expected. Actually, fantastic."

"I like KDP select, but I've had enough requests from Nook readers to make me think it's a temporary thing for me."

"Very positive- I am enrolling all of my titles in KDP Select."

"January was a good month to go free, but... subsequent promotions have had dismal results with diminishing sales "after free" even though "freeloads" were fairly consistent (lower level than the first, but consistent)."

"All it did is get me one stars from people who complained about the theme of the book, which is stated quite well but since it was free they never bothered to check. Free does not work. Actually, it did do something. It made me raise my prices."

"Prior to Select, none of my books were selling well at all. I've now done this with four different titles with four different outcomes. The level of success varied wildly, but each time I was left better off than I was before."

"The problem with Select is that it follows the same model as regular book sales. Before, people were buying bestsellers. Now that they have Prime, they're borrowing bestsellers. Free promotions were more effective via Smashwords and Amazon's price-matching. I consider my experience with KDP Select a failure and I feel that an independent author needs books over many different distributors as opposed to one exclusive distributor that is offering no additional marketing or promotional value."

So, there you have it people. Mixed successes, wild variations in the number of downloads, etc. Feel free to add your own comments below, whether they're about your experience with KDP Select, your number of downloads, or your opinions on my sub-par polling skills. :)

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

If Peggy Hill Self Published a Book

Frankly, I think that this concept would have made a great episode of "King of the Hill". What would happen if Peggy Hill wrote a book, let's say a full-length novel, and published it for sale on the internet? It's all speculative, of course, and considering the show ended a few years ago, we'll probably never actually know. But, let's have a little fun and make fun of the show's possibly most annoying character.

First off, let's briefly discuss her personality. For this post, I'm going to focus on her most obvious, usually plot-driving fault: she's a fantastic example of "The more you know, the more you know you don't know." In other words, she usually knows next to nothing, but she thinks she's an expert in whatever she tries. Ha ha. If you've never watched a single episode of "King of the Hill" and have no idea what I'm talking about, I recommend taking a look at any episode where she speaks Spanish. At the very least, get to where she says "Hola". Then you'll understand.

Now, let's take a look at the individual steps in this process, all from writing the book itself to the end results.


Writing the Book
Admittedly, I don't know Peggy Hill well enough to fathom a guess as to what specifically she might write about. But, I bet you anything that she has a Spanish speaking character. For the sake of humor in this post, let's assume that she does. And, because her Spanish is so immaculate, she of course writes all the Spanish lines in herself.

Also, because she tends to feel confident in her abilities, let's also assume that she does one draft before she feels ready to publish.

Querying the Editors
Even though self-publishing is prominent today, Hank and Peggy always seemed a bit behind in the times. Thus, they're probably mostly unaware of the state of self publishing today. So, more than likely, Peggy attempts the traditional route first, and after getting rejected countless times, a plot device will come along and suggest self-publishing. Also, despite numerous comments, she probably has no idea why her books were rejected in the first place - perhaps she thinks editors do not have good taste.




Designing the Cover
Unfortunate for all of us, the saying "Don't Judge a Book By It's Cover" is advice that almost nobody heeds. Covers need to be good, and for our purposes, Peggy Hill understands this to a point. In terms of cover design, I can see this going one of two ways.

  1. Against Hank's best judgement, Peggy Hill hires the best and most expensive designer she can find and pays through the nose for her cover. Bonus points if the cover artist turns out to be Arlen's most notorious scam artist.
  2. She makes the cover herself. Naturally, it turns out awful, though Peggy sees it as a product of her genius.
Putting it Online
Surely, even Peggy Hill couldn't mess this step up. Though I could see her hiring one of those "ebook formatters".

Pricing the Work of Genius
$9.99 minimum, for the ebook.

Self Promotion
Like many author's, Peggy's first instinct is probably to tell everybody she knows - friends, neighbors, coworkers, etc. She'll probably actually create a bit of a buss around Arlen, just because it's a small town and she put herself out there. Of course, she likely will not self-promote much beyond this. Tell me, can you see Peggy Hill successfully using Twitter and Facebook?

Book Signing
Perhaps she'll even get lucky, and she'll end up with her own book reading/signing. If anybody in Arlen hasn't noticed her Spanish by now, it will surely be noticed here, during her big moment.

Reactions
Peggy will probably end up begging Hank to leave glowing reviews, even though he most likely has not read the book. He'll refuse due to the unethical grounds. Dale will become jealous of her "success" because he hasn't finished his own autobiography yet, if ever. Kahn will buy it just to laugh at the "Redneck Writing", and 

Monday, February 27, 2012

Another Snippet of Dialogue from "The Night Life".

In this scene, Richard and Tanya are duckingi t out, trying to decide what to do with Jane, whom they've just realized is not the girl they think she is.

Jane is no ordinary girl - rather, she's a runaway teen who's not been seen by her parents in over four yeas. And when Richard finds her in a gas station one day, he finds that she's completely devoid of any memory of her past. She doesn't even remember her own name. After some time, Richard and Tanya began to hypothesize that Jane might have killed herself prior to Richard finding her, in order to avoid ever being found by her frantic parents. The following scene is an exchange between Richard and Tanya, who are fighting over Jane's possible fate - do they take her to the hospital and get her treatment, or do they protect her from the parents who drove her away to begin with?


“Those people are slime balls!” Tanya spat, “the lowest of the low! Richard, if we risk her being found, her life will be hell. It will probably be much worse than it ever was before, before and after she ran away. We don’t know that she killed herself, but if you ask me, she had some pretty damn good reasons to try.”

“Tanya, we don’t know what’s happening with her,” I pleaded. “We don’t know if she’s brain damaged. We don’t know if the brain damage is worsening. We don’t know if she has an internal bleed somewhere…”

“If she did, she would be dead by now.”

“The point is, this girl needs our help, and we’re the only two people able to provide it.”
“I don’t get you Richard,” Tanya stared at me, “first, taking her to the hospital is out of the question. But now that we have an idea of what might have happened, you’ve changed your mind?”

“She’s just a girl,” I sighed. “If she attempted to end her own life on our watch, I would never live with myself.”

“And if she ended her life because we let her go,” Tanya paused, “I would never forgive myself.”